Incidentally, in my nineties, I received the gift of three different apron “bibs” from a friend and volunteer housekeeper to wear at mealtimes. They read: “I may be an oldie, but I am a goodie”; “The chair is the seat of all evil” (encouraging me to keep exercising) and one referring to me as “The Bookworm from Scarberia” with a funny photo on it (since I love to read and lived alone in an apartment in Scarborough).
Msgr. Foy, May 1, 2016